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The infamous Marisa Stole the Precious Thing flash animation that once served as a promotion for the song by IOSYS, has been parodied several times by fellow 2channelers and Nico Nico Douga.

Here are the lyrics, from TouhouWiki. Please visit them, they have a wonderful source of information!

Wara ningyou ni
Wara ningyou ni
Wara ningyou ni gossun- gossun- gossun-kugi

Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Yi er san yi er san one two three one two three ichi ni sa~n
Ein, zwei, guten morgen
Yi er yi er ichi ichi ichi ichi ( * Yi er san is Chinese for 1, 2, 3; it is also a pun on ii asa, or good morning in Japanese)

Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu
Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu
Hifumi hifumi hifumi hifumi hihifu
Hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi hifumiyo hifumiyo

( * "hi fu mi", from older-style Japanese counting (hitotsu futatsu mittsu yottsu etc.), also the notes of the musical scale)

Dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to
Dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to (Kanjinai wa)
Dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to
Dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to dawn to (Itakunai wa)
( * "dawn to" also puns a stomping sound effect)

ichichichichiichichichichichichichichiich
ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni ni
Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai Shanghai
Hourai Hourai Hourai Hourai
France Hollands Tibet Kyoto London Russia Orleans!

Kirai kirai loving
Dare ga dare ga can't be alive without you
Doushite naze kashira why (why why why) don't I miss you a lot, forever?

Shiranai wa sonna mahou
Omoi wa tsutaetara kowarechau
Anata to wa chigau kara
Hito no kokoro made kantan ni nusumanaide

Chikai mirai loving
Tooi omoi can't be alive without you
Doushite naze kashira why don't I believe you more, forever?

Shitteru wa sonna himitsu
Itsu de mo mune no naka sakenderu
Anata to wa chigau kara
Hito no kokoro made kantan ni nusumanaide